The Curious Diary of Mr Jam

Thought for the day

How to go down in history

Warning: Mr Jam is feeling VERY SILLY today

Random thoughts

1. I think people who are into bondage should be locked up. That way, we're happy, and they're thrilled.

2. I was looking at the clock and a thought struck me: Why are seconds called seconds, anyway? Are they rejects of some kind?
   And doesn't the word second specifically refer to things directly partaining to the number two? So why are seconds one second long? Surely they should be two seconds long?